VENUS CATASTROPHES.

Have you ever visited Venus?

It must be better than the Deans-Us,

We’re dreaming of visiting there,

How wonderfully we’ll fare!

We’ve found our mistake!

It’s like a burning lake!

We’re getting holes in our trousers,

Have we been here for hours?

Volcanoes in the way!

What can we say?

We are not doing well,

That we can tell.

We can’t even swim!

Our eyes are beginning to dim,

In our bad plight,

We can’t even fight.

We’ve got too much air!

Venus doesn’t care!

She’s really got us caught,

We’ll leave our poem, very distraught!

(The “Deans-Us” is a place where you get milk, foolish, right?)

THE END.

THE SPACE MEN by Joshua

Once upon a time their lived eight men, who lived on Mars they built house’s with DRY ICE and they built a Store that was so big that it took 70% of DRY ICE.                              
One day Jim was standing on a ladder made of DRY ICE. He was putting a table eight feet long and four feet wide ‘’why don’t you go to bed said Joseph Joshua and Benjamin . I have to finish fixing the house.

‘’well what are you doing  now?  ‘’I am building a pipe that’s is leading to the pacific ocean and after I finish that I’ll build a saltmelter . ok said John but I’d go to sleep if I were you said John  .                                

John you know very well that I can stay up for 36 hours without sleeping. Wait a minute its 4 a.m. I better be getting up said David me to said Thomas me three said James ok said Jim I want David to get a sifter and go fishing and the last thing I want you to do is get a few fruits and vegetables. Ok said David. So he went to the rocket now how Does this thing work O yeah all I have to do is push count down.                                 

Ten nine eight seven six five four three two and blast off. and when he reached Earth he was so amazed at all the things they had. Now the only thing I am doing is getting a sifter and some fruits and vegetables and fishing so he went to the market the man behind the desk said how can I help you sir. I would like a sifter and some fruits and vegetables I now right were the vegetables are would you like some apples and some pineapple and some greens and some radishes tomatoes yes I’d like all of them please show me were they are.

Ok said the man behind the desk the apples are over here he said and the pineapples are over their ok  said David and do you sell fish? No you will have to fish for that ok good by good by said the man so he went and caught some fish and went back to mars what took you so long I had a hard time looking for them and they lived happily ever after                   

THE END                                            

MARTIAN DISASTER. By Anna

                                                    

Have you ever lived up in Mars?

Way above the stars?

Well, if you have, (I haven’t)

You’d surely be a wreck.

We’re planning on building a town,

A place of renown,

Nothing will ever crush it,

We’ve built it with all our wit.

What to do ‘bout the cold?

Our shoes are filling with mold,

Our baseballs are disappearing,

With no hope of reappearing.

We’re running out of air,

Mars, don’t you care!

We’ll be crushed any minute, ( Hateful Moons!)

To the ground, we’ll be pinned.

We have no water,

For our sons and daughter,

Earth is almost invisible,

We’ll leave our poem, very miserable!           

THE  END.

Is a Rainbow is in a Rainbow

Rodney Often Yokes Great Big Impudent Vandals-Abigail

Roses Or Yarrows Grin Brightly In Vanity-Anna

I asked the girls to come up with a Mnemonic to remember the colors of the rainbow!

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