VENUS CATASTROPHES.

Have you ever visited Venus?

It must be better than the Deans-Us,

We’re dreaming of visiting there,

How wonderfully we’ll fare!

We’ve found our mistake!

It’s like a burning lake!

We’re getting holes in our trousers,

Have we been here for hours?

Volcanoes in the way!

What can we say?

We are not doing well,

That we can tell.

We can’t even swim!

Our eyes are beginning to dim,

In our bad plight,

We can’t even fight.

We’ve got too much air!

Venus doesn’t care!

She’s really got us caught,

We’ll leave our poem, very distraught!

(The “Deans-Us” is a place where you get milk, foolish, right?)

THE END.